buhahahaha
#this looks like a musical #Sherlock is singing about all the wonderful things that would be in the world if he had Jim #he will woo him with song #and they’ll sing a duet #and then they will kiss #on the edge of the building at sunset
and then jim’s solo
“my name isn’t lisa anymore, it’s raven crow neversmiles”
Lisa isn’t goth guys, she’s “soft-grunge”
It kills me that soft-grunge is a thing
shipping the avengers is like when your math teacher gives you a one of those “there are 6 different crayons how many pairs can you make” problems
- Am I cursed?
- No.
- What am I?
- You're my son.
- What more than that? The casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
- No. In the aftermath of the battle, I went into the temple, and I found a baby. Small for a giants offspring. Abandoned. Suffering. Left to die. Laufey's son.
- Laufey's son?
- Yes.
- Why? You were knee deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
- You were an innocent child.
- No! You took me for a purpose. What was it? Tell me!
- I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace through you.
- What?
- But those plans no longer matter.
- So i am no more than another stolen relic? Locked up, here, until you might have use of me?
- Why do you twist my words?
- You could have told me what I was, from the beginning! Why didn't you?
- You're my son. I wanted only to protect you from the truth
- What? Because i'm the monster parents tell their children about at night?
- No..
- You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years. Because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a frost giant sitting on the trone of Asgard! Guards! Guards, please help!
